
BurgerReview.co.uk
No advertising, no sponsorship. Just straightforward burger reviews from someone who pressed roughly 100,000 of them as a butcher's boy.
Geekbeak is where I keep the niche sites I run and the things I restore, mod and build by hand — from UK burger reviews and Venus fly traps to Warmoth guitar necks and a 2000 K2 Kickboard.
Each one started as a rabbit hole and became a site. All built, written and run by me.

No advertising, no sponsorship. Just straightforward burger reviews from someone who pressed roughly 100,000 of them as a butcher's boy.

The definitive Venus fly trap care guide.

3D printing projects, makes and filament reviews.

Red cherry shrimp, accessories and keeping advice.

Honest reviews of burgers across the UK.

The definitive Venus fly trap care guide.

3D printing projects, makes and filament reviews.

Red cherry shrimp, accessories and keeping advice.
Guitars, a scooter, keyboards and one very custom Xbox. Seven builds, each with photos and the story behind it.
Guitars, a scooter, keyboards and one very custom Xbox.
01Capri Orange Strat · Warmoth neck · PRS pickups, 15 voicings.
02A lockdown rescue: damaged koa Soloist, stripped and reborn.
03A 2000 scooter left out to rot. Stripped, polished to a mirror and rolling again.
043D-printed, acetone-smoothed spinners, sold before spinners were cool.
05Glitter-nebula artisan caps in eight colourways.
06A 40% Planck you rotate to change layout. Legends on every face.
07An original Xbox, re-cased with a Dremel, no budget and a plumbing soldering iron. Silver, ribbed and glowing red. It still boots.
These are personal projects I'm genuinely passionate about. If you want to follow along, chat about niche stuff, or hear about future initiatives — think Kickstarter projects — join the Geekbeak Discord.
Get a short email when there's a new build or a Kickstarter launch. A few a year, never spam.